多くのスターが出演する映画『キャッツ』は、「狂気への没落」とか「人間が見るべきではない光景」などと批評されました。週末に公開されてからの収益はわずか650万ドルということです。
それでも、人間のような姿の猫たちが、ヘビサイド層(天上の世界)に登るのは誰なのかを競い、歌ったり踊ったりするこの映画はネット上で大いに話題になりました。
キャッツを観た人たちのツイートをここに紹介します。答えよりも多くの疑問が生じるかもしれませんが。
via: Just A Bunch Of Tweets From People Who Actually Saw "Cats" In Theaters
キャッツのレビュー、酷すぎ
I saw Cats and now I can't fuckin sleep and want to throw up pic.twitter.com/6uq4Ev61NR
— 🆗🆒🅱HOMAS (@adam_boofsalot) 2019年12月22日
my brain absolutely does not have what it takes to process CATS in any way whatsoever. i feel like my entire consciousness has been extruded through a tube and then shot into fucking space
— matt lubchansky (@Lubchansky) 2019年12月23日
There were about twenty people at my showing of CATS. Seven walked out. Some people were in fits of laughter by the end. It is shockingly bad. I really don’t think you can understand how freaky and wrong it is until you see it.
— Mark Joseph Stern (@mjs_DC) 2019年12月22日
The best part of our showing of CATS was about 2/3rds of the way through when a man in the audience stood up, said "this movie is bad and I'm leaving", and walked out while everyone applauded him.
— Laura (@ColaptesAuratus) December 21, 2019
At my screening of CATS I sat next to an 8-year-old child who, 45 minutes in, during a break in the singing, sat up and said loudly to his mother, "I hate this!!!"
— Michelle Dean (@michelledean) December 19, 2019
And I thought, here is a child of superior discernment
見る目がある子だと思った。
Upon exiting CATS, I exclaimed "WHAT IS THE SCALE?!" Cats are not small enough for multiple cats to dance on a single rail on a railroad like that. Has Tom Hooper met a cat?!
— Brandi, #1 Fan of Pokey Reddick's Jheri Curl (@ItsTheBrandi) December 23, 2019
Watching CATS is like stumbling upon an unholy and heretofore unknown genre of porn. Every time these horny fur demons tongue a milk bowl and start moaning I was certain the FBI would raid the theater
— Kyle Buchanan (@kylebuchanan) December 19, 2019
here’s the full video of my friend Molly dancing in character during the credits of Cats last night. RT to save a life pic.twitter.com/C8uRS60GYq
— Merry Albert Ching (@albertxii) December 23, 2019
My friends and I saw the horny cat movie while drinking milk cocktails out of bowls and almost got kicked out of the theater for screaming too loud.
— Erika Ishii (@erikaishii) December 22, 2019
I’m honestly still reeling.
Big crowd in for the CATS screening pic.twitter.com/w85aBmmzVq
— Damien O’Donnell (@CowLamb) December 23, 2019
I saw Cats in an empty theater last night. It was the closest I've been to Purgatory. pic.twitter.com/TWzZcgD08E
— Dorian DeBose (@VerboseDebose) December 22, 2019
There were only 4 other people at the Cats screening last night and they dressed up. I love Baltimore. pic.twitter.com/dimx2fsefn
— Alexandra Michel (@alexandra_em) December 23, 2019
Saw CATS last night. Seeing it again tonight. Fuck it’s so bad.
— Ian Hecox (@SmoshIan) December 22, 2019
I just saw cats and um,,,,,,congratulations to dogs
— Miss Boochie (@MissTonyPajamas) December 22, 2019
Just saw Cats (2019) and I wish I could perform a song and get another chance at life and not watch Cats (2019)
— Lizzie Moulton (@LizzieMoulton) December 22, 2019
I forgot what true terror felt like until I saw CATS tonight. It was the best film I have ever seen in my entire life. Bravo
— Justin Wolf (@Theprancingwolf) December 22, 2019